We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
