in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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