Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Randomize
