Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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