We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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