So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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