i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
