sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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