Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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