did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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