I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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