i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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