This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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