i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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