i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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