I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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