At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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