In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There are leaves in my underwear?
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