so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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