But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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