So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
