I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
People in love make me want to vomit
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
