You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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