Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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