your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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