u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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