So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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