No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
