I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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