Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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