Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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