I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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