whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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