what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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