I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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