Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
