This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He felt like a one man threesome
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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