So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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