i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
