is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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