I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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