that's an acceptable place to lick
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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