I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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