hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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