I just saw a hot homeless man
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
