idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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