Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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