we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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