that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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