Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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