Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
