just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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